If you are squeamish skip this post.
Today I was holding Bryce and he farted. It was really stinky. I picked him up and realized that he pooped, a lot. Through his diaper. Through his onesy. Onto my pants and shirt.
(second warning-it gets worse)
When I went to take a shower the front of my underwear was brown.
Three bars of soap and a half gallon of hand sanitizer later and I'm good to go.